The Mata Mata Turtle
Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expernt at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.
That’s not a turtle, it is an elder dragon. Respect it or all will suffer.
He’s got a dopey smile and he is my friend
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
wow i cant remember these scenes in toy story
this cat looks like it got punched in the face
this upsets me
"God, if Plankton looked like that I’d give him all the recipes.." - Marianne
Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
neither do a lot of women
FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT